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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	476518
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	9901	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4327	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	96
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	254	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5175
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	8815
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com