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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchantments Applied:	54	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	1449	Gryphons Tamed:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	6479	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2320
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Potions Brewed:	154	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3076
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net