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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2070	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	8189	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	730
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	1519
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	New Chunks Explored:	891011
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	352
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Villages Defended:	15
Buildings Constructed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	118	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk