Minecraft server: /owg/ – Blockwatch Hilarity

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Pink Mercy’s wings? Well, look no further because our server is returning on June 25 with more excitement than a Season 11 trailer premiere! Our developers have been working harder than a Reinhardt charging into battle to bring you competitive reworks, Defense Matrix updates, and more craziness than a Junkrat ult gone wrong.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got comics, short stories, and music that will make you dance like Lucio on speed boost. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming Runasapi Push Map in Season 11 – it’s gonna be more epic than a Reinhardt Earthshatter combo.

Join us for Space Ranger in Season 12, a new tank in Season 14, and map reworks that will blow your mind faster than a Tracer blink. Plus, earn skins through our Overwatch Esports events and become a pro faster than a Genji deflect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a McCree High Noon fail compilation.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9058

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8828
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Emeralds Found:	9291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3775
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’

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Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of us and the diamonds beg to be mined by our players! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is so epic, we once held a virtual bake-off competition where the winner got a real-life golden apple delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wolves.

So why join our server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of exploding sheep. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!