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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!