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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7195 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7838 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
