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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3477 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 126 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!