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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8339 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5024 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!