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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1008 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
