Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Animals Bred: 139 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7803 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dimension Hops: 6
    Villages Defended: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 833606 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 155

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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