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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7720 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2517 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.