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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1457 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Magic Items Found: | 5747 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 397 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1930 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.