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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9722 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.