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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6550 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.