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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5582 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.