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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6188 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 57 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.