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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2214 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.
