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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.