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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8889 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 79 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.