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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2414 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.