Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9382	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4112
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	5460
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	9438	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	280	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3135	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	8726	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	4291	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	292	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	4870
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Votes:	3452	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	4934	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	929

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

mc.almighty.pro