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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 197 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 625 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”