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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7350 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2919 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”