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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6015 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3327 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Crops Grown: | 1355 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1645 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”