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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8414 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”