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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8643 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2091 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”