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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8068 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 165480 |
Enchantments Applied: | 284 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”