so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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