Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4281
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	6471	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	112

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Void Gems Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3327	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	3703
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3589
Mines Excavated:	3216	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	9146
Runes Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9712

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com