Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

play.envyblock.com

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Magic Items Found:	8720
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

play.dupecraft.org

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8718	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4726	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	1657
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6163	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7934	Emeralds Found:	6280
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	154	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mines Excavated:	2558

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	185	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5857	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Farms Harvested:	212	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net