Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1187	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1734
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	369839	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	9345
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1215	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	124
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	1918
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com