Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Villages Defended:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

KingzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Hello Minecraft-Friends! We, the Kingz-Team, have now updated to version 1.9. At the moment we are a small but consistent community and that’s what we want to change with the next year! The more – the merrier! We are for the most part PvE, but PvP is also a part of our server – in our 4-Elements PvP Arena or for certain events.

A little overview of our rules: – Any kind of insults are forbidden – Buildings of other players are not allowed to be destroyed at all – find more details about our rules on our website’s wiki. If breaking these you risk a permaban!

Features: – original vanilla feeling with a few perks – protections that can be moved by players themselves – spawn-shop with economy

KingzCraft.minecraft.to

WallCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Towns Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

minecraft server! So you can have fun! Sky block, survival,factions,pvp, economy y mas!!

198.154.120.36

BattleCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

BattleCraft is a dark and raided world. Only some will survive, beware, for you are by yourself. Resources are scarce and factions are hungry. Will you conquer the lands of the dead? Choose your fate at “Battlecraft.us”

battlecraft.us

SimaCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	3895	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

this is a hosted server we are searching for good admins who can help us with some things this server is a bukkit server with a lot of fun plugins like citizens, builder, sentry and feeds awesome jetpack plugin

minecraft-simon.playsrv.nl:26285

EpicMineTime

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	3256
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

IP: play.epicminetime.com Website: epicminetime.com Green, PvP, Blue + Lobby

Join our new network with currently 3 gamemodes.

play.epicminetime.com

CubeGame

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Server IP: cubega.me

Welcome to CubeGame! We are an incredible minigames server containing every game type you could ever wish. We striving to grow our community and provide a stable, long-term environment which our players can enjoy the game.

———-[PLAY]———- Quake, VampireZ, Parkour, Blitz SG, Survival Games, Brawl SCB, SkyWars, TheWalls, GunGame, Villager Defence, TNT Run, and more soon 🙂 Plugins installed on server: quake, blitzsg, survival games, parkour, vampirez, villager defence, skywars

CubeGame Network minecraft server

mc.cubegame.pl

NirvanaMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

NirvanaMC is the best Minecraft experience period.

New and improved minecraft experience. Fully rebuilt and customized server, under a new owner, and staff team! Join today for an amazing experience!

Then NirvanaMC is the server for you! Play.NirvanaMC.Com

Play.NirvanaMC.com:25561

Drift MineCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

We are a small community of older minecrafter. Are server is based of of survival, pvp, ranks, and economy we will be adding more plugins and listen to all feedback!

drift.beastmc.com

LogoCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to LogoCraft. You will find amazing minigames and more things.

We have HCFactions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Creative and much more incoming.

Join now and enjoy a free Lag Experience.

We are waiting for you!!

mc.logocraft.es

Sioncraft Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

The Sioncraft Network is a veteran server community that has been around since December of 2011. Over the years, we have had many changes in the dynamics of the server and how it is run, we are in a new generation where new and amazing changes are on their way to make the network more playable, more convenient, more fun, and greater than ever! We boast multiple servers to reduce lag and maintain a perfect uptime, as well as having multiple game types and cosmetics and a rank hierarchy that is simple and fun to work though. Our ranks are based on mcMMO power levels and play time.

Our significant features include; Towny Skyblock Creative mcMMO MobCatcher Customizable Prefixes Clean Chat SilkTouch Spawners and much more…

We offer our players Creative, Skyblock, Towny, and Capture the Flag.Our community is always growing and we are always welcoming new people into our server family.

mc.sioncraft.net

Stupid Skyblock

Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

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31.220.14.64

EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	2697
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	86

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

178.20.170.113:25576

su.msh-craft.com.au

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

*** Load Testing *** Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

su.msh-craft.com.au

Assassins Survival Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5127	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5579

Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

vtownhood.mymc.io

LostForce

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

We are looking forward to welcoming you!

With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

lostforce.com