Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	93
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4254	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6722
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

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minecrafters.se

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

play.MegaMineGames.com

PlanetCraftation

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

play.planetcraftation.com

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

play.lostcraft.co

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

play.blockstorm.com

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

sophisticatedgoons.mcserver.ws

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

mc.breadkraft.net

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7849	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

redstonecraft.net

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

mc.chrisbot.net:25575

CreativeBlockz

Creative

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mines Excavated:	2636
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

mc.mcorigins.com