Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

MerlionMC

Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

158.69.18.124

CribexMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4909
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37

CribexMC is a death-match player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are in what we call, the towers, in the middle of the map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

CribexMC Team

cribexmc.com

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5465
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

192.3.46.97:25566

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

mc.pudgecraft.com

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	816
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Snakecraft.us

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Ragnarok.icu

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

pia.hopto.org:25566

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4013	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

mc.rockdiamond.net

Cypher

PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

192.95.37.92

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

play.lapismc.net

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	7203

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

play.epicfaction.com

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

play.globalpvp.com

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crops Grown:	9297
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

23.94.159.50

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

162.244.167.71

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	6190	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

23.94.159.104