ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	535	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dream Breaker Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	590	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	6877	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34