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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8815 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.