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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5437 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).
But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.