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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5945 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
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