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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	272
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Farms Harvested:	463	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9317	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3554	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	126	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	228	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4423
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	719	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6456	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4985	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1339
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.