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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1516	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	8579	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.