Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoCarSeatNoCraft

    NoCarSeatNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

    Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

    Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Ravager MC

    Ravager MC

    JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

    Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Gods Slained: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • StateCraft

    StateCraft

    An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

    Core Mods: RealisticPlantGrowth – Crops and trees are biome specific, you will need to explore & colonize if you want everything. Citadel – Reinforce your stuff! Using stone, iron, or diamond. Similar to the game Rust. Reinforcements do not degrade over time but do need to be repaired if they are broken. FactoryMod – Tech tree that significantly expands the late game and makes cooperation important. This is also how you create XP, which requires materials from all the different biomes to craft. ExilePearl – Imprison and exile other players. This is a player driven anti-grief plugin. Enforce your own laws how you see fit. Kill a player while holding a pearl in your inventory and bind their soul to the pearl, but watch out because the imprisoned player can always see where the pearl is, so be sure to store it away and protect it with Citadel.

    Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Crops Grown: 6972 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

    Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

    General Info
    Whitelisting/Verification System There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
    Primary Host Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
    Main Worlds Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

    If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

    2. What are the main worlds on the server?

    There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

    3. What is the host’s schedule like?

    The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Animals Bred: 102 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Feel This Games Minecraft Server

    Feel This Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 363 Crops Grown: 4900

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 New Chunks Explored: 476116
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ores Mined: 3980
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Ores Mined: 2297 New Chunks Explored: 515921

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Villages Defended: 6 Emeralds Found: 9130

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 283 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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