Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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