so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Items Found: 2430
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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