so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 197
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4085
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 6675

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Crops Grown: 4499 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Star Shards Collected: 146
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Crops Grown: 1154 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Star Shards Collected: 227

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 3764
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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