Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4308

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4377
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Players Killed by Monsters:	7498

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2658	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	5172	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3