MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8583
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Star Shards Collected:	136

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RocketRumbleMC

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	666676	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8124
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	801507	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Emeralds Found:	4409	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	290001	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	210	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!