MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

cleaning, cleanliness, Dogs, elderly dog, family dynamics, hands and knees scrubbing, household chores, housing debate, kennel, MeOrTheDog, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, pet accidents, pet care, pet care responsibilities, pet diapers, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, Server, tile floors, work-life balance

Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9347
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5808	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Emeralds Found:	6898	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	85

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5844
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	994183	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Emeralds Found:	117	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Animals Bred:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.