Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mines Excavated: 1897
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Crops Grown: 6286
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7822
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magic Items Found: 2229
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Falling into the Void: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Villages Defended: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 New Chunks Explored: 356064
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Farms Harvested: 178 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ores Mined: 9984 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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