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SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	5288
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	3220
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Farms Harvested:	728
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Items Found:	6942

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2675	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3