MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	265
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MonsterCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	8656
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6768	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2229	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Extremely high mob spawn

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5264
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3779
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	119

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	765705
Farms Harvested:	536	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	134	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.